return {

	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		REPAIRBOAT =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's already in better shape than I am.",
		},
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I'd prefer to be blanketed by the night for this.",
			GENERIC = "I'm not taking a razor to that.",
			NOBITS = "She's already lost everything.",
		},
		WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I... I can't.",
        },
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It wouldn't fit.",
			NOTALLOWED = "I must mind my manners.",
		},
		RUMMAGE =
        {   
            GENERIC = "Must everything in life be hard?", 
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "What's the point.",
            BURNING = "I guess I won't be changing again anytime soon.",
        },
		COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Oh. No one ever taught me to cook.",
            TOOFAR = "It's so... far away...",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "They've no need of material possessions where they've gone.",
            SLEEPING = "I'll come back later...",
            BUSY = "It's too busy to pay attention to me...",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            KNOWN = "I already possess that knowledge...",
            CANTLEARN = "That knowledge is beyond me...",
        },
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I can't do anything right.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAGIC_FAIL = "It's not doing anything. Sigh.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "Not all deaths are alike.",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Ow! That was karma.",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Demon! Show yourself!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "I am attacked!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "I am chilled to the bone.",
	ANNOUNCE_HOT = "I am miserably hot.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "Uh-oh. I think I should leave.",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I lack the necessary materials.",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Darkness will be here soon. I must prepare.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Yum!",
		PAINFUL = "That was not edible.",
		SPOILED = "That food was nearing the end of its lifetime.",
		STALE = "Was that stale?",
		INVALID = "I would never.",
		YUCKY = "I fear consuming that.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "The darkness has swallowed me.",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "And there was light!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "The hounds are baying.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I am full of emptiness.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "I sense the beast's presence nearby.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "This trail leads nowhere.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "No trail, just a bunch of muck.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I can carry no more.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Yet, again I wake to life. Sigh.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "My stomach is as empty as my heart. I can't sleep now.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "You try my patience.",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "The ground shakes. Will it swallow me whole?",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Ow! Prickly, like me.",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Darkness has returned!",
	ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "The fan has breathed its last.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "It feels the force of the earth no more.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Oh, goodness.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "I emerge into this world once more.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nUnlike my heart, this could be mended.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT = "All of this is transient.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "This will be forgotten too, some day.",
	ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "It could use a bit more.",
	ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "So close to death, yet so far.",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Bees! Maybe I'm allergic!",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "That could be bad.",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Freedom. Great.",
	ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "I have seen the void and it is deep and dark.",
	ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "Pithy knowledge...",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Mosquitoes! Let my veins be a feast!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "I can't sleep, there's death to be had.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "The sun upsets me. I couldn't possibly sleep.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "I'm not tired yet.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "That'd be quite the way to go out.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "I couldn't possibly nap. Death is nigh.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "I'd really rather be in a tent.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "I'd really rather be in a tent.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "My stomach is as empty as my heart. I can't nap now.",
	ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Nature is good for something after all.",
	ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "Ow! Fires of Hell!",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "Oh well, I didn't need it anyways.",
	ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "Soggy and sad.",
	ANNOUNCE_WET = "Even wetter than when I cry myself to sleep.",
	ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "An eternity of moisture and sorrow.",
	ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "A veritable apocalypse of water.",

	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_PLANT = "It doesn't belong here. Just like me.",
	ANNOUNCE_MESSAGEBOTTLE =
	{
		"All things fade, in time...",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_DAMAGED = "This vessel is damaged. I can relate.",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING = "I will soon face a watery grave.",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING_IMMINENT = "I surrender myself to the depths!",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAB_ESCAPE = "It eluded death another day.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_LOSECONTROL = "Watch as I sail straight into the maw of death!",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_RETURN = "I return once again to this world.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_WARN = "Perhaps I'll sail from the edge of the earth.",
	ANNOUNCE_TREASURE = "A treasure map... How exciting!",
	ANNOUNCE_MORETREASURE = "Another map... Less exciting!",
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "Something finally went right.",
	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_TREASURE = "This is a guide to a faraway land.",
	ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "I now possess greater knowledge of this terrible world.",
	ANNOUNCE_SHARX = "I am pursued by miscreants!",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAWL_FULL = "The sea offers up its bounty.",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "Oh! I think it needs some more time.",
	ANNOUNCE_VOLCANO_ERUPT = "Not with a bang, but with an ERUPTION!",
	ANNOUNCE_WAVE_BOOST = "Joy...",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "The behemoth reveals itself!",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Like Ishmael, my hunt is doomed.",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "I will find you, beast!",

	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "Death will find you!",
		PIG = "Let death embrace you!",
		PREY = "Suffer, worm!",
		SPIDER = "I shall send you to the other side!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "I will be your end!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		PIG = "You've eluded death today, beast.",
		PREY = "You'll appreciate the gift of life better now.",
		SPIDER = "You should be thankful I'm sparing you.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "I won't forget this.",
		GENERIC = "You shall live. For now.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		INVENTORYGRAVE = "Would they mind if I crawled in with them?",
		INVENTORYMOUND = "Would they mind if I crawled in with them?",
		LIMPETS_COOKED = "Depressing.",
		GLOMMER = "Well aren't you a happy little fuzzball. Die.",
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Flower of the night.",
        	DEAD = "Even flowers of the night die.",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "Even his wings are small and cheery.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "Fuzzball excrement.",
        BELL = "Ring in the dead.",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {	
        	GENERIC = "What IS that?!",
        	EMPTY = "I killed it.",
    	},
		WEBBERSKULL = "He's better this way.",

		LAVA_POND_ROCK = "As cold and hard as my heart...",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "As cold and hard as my heart...",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "As cold and hard as my heart...",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "As cold and hard as my heart...",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "As cold and hard as my heart...",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "As cold and hard as my heart...",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "As cold and hard as my heart...",

		MOLE =
		{
			HELD = "How do you like being torn away from your family?",
			UNDERGROUND = "Stay down there, away from this horrible place.",
			ABOVEGROUND = "You should go back to where it's dark.",
		},
		MOLEHILL = "Down, down, down to the depths.",
		MOLEHAT = "So this is what those things see.",
		NIGHTSTICK = "Danger in the dark.",
		RABBITHOUSE=
		{
			GENERIC = "It is not as edible as it looks.",
			BURNT = "It didn't cook well.",
		},
		TURF_DECIDUOUS = "Some ground.",
		TURF_SANDY = "Some ground.",
		TURF_BADLANDS = "Some ground.",
		BEARGER = "It could crush me in one blow. I wish it would.",
		BEARGERVEST = "Death surrounds me. Well, my torso anyhow.",
		ICEPACK = "It won't insulate me from the horrors of this world.",
		BEARGER_FUR = "It smells like death.",
		FURTUFT = "This came from a living creature.",
		BIGFOOT = "Harbinger of doom.",
		BONESHARD = "Choking hazard.",
		BUZZARD = "I hear they feed on the dead.",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Don't give up, little flame!",
			GENERIC = "A flame to keep the horrors at bay.",
			HIGH = "This fire burns with passion!",
			LOW = "It's losing the will to go on.",
			NORMAL = "It's a comfort.",
			OUT = "This can be rekindled, unlike my heart.",
		},
		CACTUS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Knives out.",
			PICKED = "Flattened.",
		},
		CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "I ripped all its spikes off.",
		CACTUS_MEAT = "It's still dangerous.",
		CACTUS_FLOWER = "Even the knife-plant has a flower. Ugh.",
		COLDFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "Darkness is looming.",
			GENERIC = "I might survive this night!",
			HIGH = "A vision of a frozen-over Hell!",
			LOW = "The gloom encroaches.",
			NORMAL = "It's a weird fire.",
			OUT = "That is not a good sign.",
		},
		CATCOON = "I wonder if it had a twin, too.",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I could curl up and die in there.",
			EMPTY = "All cats must die.",
		},
		CATCOONHAT = "Nothing like the stench of death on my head.",
		COONTAIL = "It's matted, patchy and putrid.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "Whatever's in there isn't dead yet.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "It needs to boil.",
			DONE = "Finally, food.",
			EMPTY = "As empty as my soul.",
			BURNT = "Burnt to a crisp.",
		},
		EYEBRELLAHAT =	"That's one stretchy eye.",
		ARMORDRAGONFLY = "I'd like to wear it inside-out.",
		DRAGON_SCALES = "Scales of pain.",
		DRAGONFLYCHEST = "Boom box.",
		DECIDUOUSTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning brightly.",
			BURNT = "Used up and done for.",
			CHOPPED = "Everything dies.",
			GENERIC = "This tree is spooky. I bet it likes Halloween.",
			POISON = "Extra-spooky!",
		},
		ACORN_COOKED = "Roasted dead.",
		BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "Balls of battle!",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "What seeds shall I sow?",
			GROWING = "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck.",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "This earth is cold and dead.",
			BURNT = "This earth is burnt and dead.",
		},
		COLDFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Darkness is looming.",
			GENERIC = "I might survive this night!",
			HIGH = "A vision of a frozen-over Hell!",
			LOW = "The gloom encroaches.",
			NORMAL = "It's a weird fire.",
			OUT = "That is not a good sign.",
		},
		FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
		{	
			ON = "I don't know why you bother. We're all going to burn.",
			OFF = "Quiet as a corpse.",
			LOWFUEL = "It's running on fumes.",
		},
		ICEHAT = "Keep a cool head.",
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Look at those hooves.",
			CHARGED = "Chaaaarge!",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "A weird curling horn.",
		GOATMILK = "I think it's curdled.",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "The drying is over.",
			DRYING = "It sways in the drying wind.",
			DRYINGINRAIN = "The rain is keeping it from drying.",
			GENERIC = "I can hang meat here.",
			BURNT = "It's done drying forever.",
		},
		MERMHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "No dignity at all.",
			BURNT = "Somehow, it found a way to sink even lower.",
		},
		MERMHOUSE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Time has broken it down.",
			BURNT = "Fire has broken it down even further.",
		},
		FLOWERSALAD = "Ugh, more flowers.",
        ICECREAM = "Ice cream could never replace Abigail.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "The melon is in stasis.",
        TRAILMIX = "A handful of sustenance.",
        HOTCHILI = "Burn my insides.",
        GUACAMOLE = "That's just gruesome. I like it.",
		MOOSE = "It's an abomination.",
		MOOSEEGG = "Not sure how a thing like that happens.",
		MOSSLING = "A new life. The last thing anyone needs.",
		FEATHERFAN = "That'll make quite a draft.",
		TROPICALFAN = "When I am still, it is as lifeless as Abigail.",
		MINIFAN = "When I am still, it is as lifeless as Abigail.",
		GOOSE_FEATHER = "Plucked like Abigail was from me.",
		STAFF_TORNADO = "Some weather out there.",
		PIGHEAD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Kill the pig. Spill his blood.",
			BURNT = "He's been burnt down.",
		},
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "I hope they're enjoying themselves.",
			GENERIC = "At least they are comfortable.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "Always on the outside, looking in.",
			BURNT = "Nothing lasts forever.",
		},
		FERTILIZER = "A bucket of grime.",
		RAINOMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "It measures cloudiness. I like when it's dreary.",
			BURNT = "Does that mean sunshine is dead, too?",
		},
		RAINCOAT = "I liked jumping in puddles with Abigail.",
		RAINHAT = "What fun is rain if you're not getting wet?",
		RESEARCHLAB = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "I will learn unspeakable things.",
			BURNT = "It is unspeakably burnt.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB2 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I will learn unspeakable things.",
			BURNT = "It is unspeakably burnt.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB3 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I will learn unspeakable things.",
			BURNT = "It is unspeakably burnt.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB4 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "This is but a step from madness.",
			BURNT = "Madness brings fire.",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I'm just putting off the inevitable.",
			BURNT = "I'm glad that fail-safe is gone.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A large piece of cold, unfeeling ice.",
			MELTED = "A large pool of cool, melted ice.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "A large pool of cool, melted ice.",
		ICE = "Broken pieces of my heart.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "Everything's a vest.",
		HAWAIIANSHIRT = "They'll put flowers on anything these days.",
		TENT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Sleep is but a preview of death.",
			BURNT = "A preview of the fires of Hell.",
		},
		SIESTAHUT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A siesta is but a preview of death.",
			BURNT = "A preview of the fires of Hell.",
		},
		TRANSISTOR = "Electrical doo-what?",
		TREASURECHEST = 
		{
			GENERIC = "For which to contain my lucre.",
			BURNT = "It couldn't even hold ashes.",
		},
		TUMBLEWEED = "Alone and rolling through life.",
		GRASS_UMBRELLA = "The sun beats down.",
		PALMLEAF_UMBRELLA = "The sun beats down.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "It's not done, like life.",
		WALL_HAY = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "That is a mere suggestion of defense.",
			BURNT = "Defenses down.",
		},
		WALL_WOOD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Now I can delay the inevitable.",
			BURNT = "The inevitable is coming.",
		},
		WARG = "A true bastion of evil.",
		WATERMELON = "It's mostly water. What's the big deal?",
		WATERMELON_COOKED = "Now it's warm water.",
		WATERMELONHAT = "It's sticky on my head. Yuck.",
		WINTEROMETER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Why do I feel that it is measuring my mortality?",
			BURNT = "Does that mean my day to die is here?",
		},
		HOME = "A pathetic simulcra...",
		HOMESIGN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A mark is made, however transient.",
			BURNT = "Transient, indeed.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			GENERIC = "They shall labor so I can steal.",
			READY = "Their toils have been fruitful!",
			FULLHONEY = "Their toils have been fruitful!",
			NOHONEY = "Work, bees!",
			SOMEHONEY = "Toil on.",
			BURNT = "Burnt honey.",
		},
		LIVINGTREE = "Can it never die?",
		ICESTAFF = "A staff to freeze.",
		WORMLIGHT = "There's a slight humming coming from it.",
		WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "Better the worm's light than its tongue.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "It seems out of place.",
		    DIRT = "Is something there?",
		    WORM = "It comes from the depths.",
		},
		WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "It seems out of place.",
		EEL = "An eel.",
		EEL_COOKED = "An eel that has been cooked.",
		UNAGI = "It looks more appetizing this way.",
		EYETURRET = "I do not know why it helps me.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "I think I need to place it.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "All that remains of a once great beast.",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "My, what magnificent horns you have!",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "Fragments of a powerful material.",
		POND_ALGAE = "Some algae.",
		GREENSTAFF = "I can see the power sparkling deep within.",
		POTTEDFERN = "Its growth is stunted by the limits of the pot.",

		THULECITE = "Its presence marks the edge of the unknown.",
		ARMORRUINS = "A reprieve from death.",
		RUINS_BAT = "I hold the power of the ancients in my hands.",
		RUINSHAT = "Abigail would've loved this crown.",
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
		{
			CALM = "I know not what lurks in the shadow.",	--calm phase
			WARN = "I can feel the prying eyes.",	--Before nightmare
			WAXING = "They approach.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
			STEADY = "They're all around me!", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
			WANING = "I think they're leaving.", --Nightmare 66% +
			DAWN = "It's almost over.", --After nightmare
			NOMAGIC = "I am alone.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
		},
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "Time wins all battles.",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "Time erodes everything.",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "Another battle lost to time.",
		MINOTAUR = "He must be lonely. Trapped in such a small cage.",	--Monster in labyrinth
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "The darkness has drained the color from their fur.",	--White spider that comes from the roof
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "It pulls power from beneath.",	--Lights that activate during nightmare.
		RELIC = "A vision of the past.",	--Fixed relic
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "A vision of the past. Broken.",	--Broken relic
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "An item with multiple uses.",	--Works as axe and pickaxe
		GREENGEM = "The flaws are its most beautiful features.",
		ORANGESTAFF = "Each time I use it I die and am reborn.",	--Teleports player.
		YELLOWAMULET = "A brief light in my dark life.",	--Emits light, player walks faster.
		GREENAMULET = "A flash of brilliance!",	--Reduce cost of crafting

		SLURPER = "Ah, to be so simple.",
		SLURPER_PELT = "An empty bag of hunger.",
		SLURPERPELT = "An empty bag of hunger.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "A clinging, dreary, living suit.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "Temporary release from drudgery.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "The stick is as twisted as my soul.",
		YELLOWGEM = "It reminds me of my mother.",
		ORANGEGEM = "Such things used to bring me happiness.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "Energy flows through it.",
			GEMS = "The focus is so lifeless.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "The gem has focused it.",
			GEMS = "It looks so empty.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "I can almost make out a tiny solar system.",
		
		ABIGAIL_FLOWER = 
		{ 
			GENERIC ="It's pretty.",
			LONG = "It was my sister's flower. She's gone far away.",
			MEDIUM = "I can sense Abigail's presence growing stronger.",
			SOON = "Abigail is almost here!",
			HAUNTED_POCKET = "Abigail is ready to play, but she needs some space.",
			HAUNTED_GROUND = "I need to show Abigail how to play.",

		},

        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "It is full of the echoes of the dead.",
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "I hear the painful echoes of the dead.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "Not very attractive.",

        LICHEN = "How does it manage to grow like that?",
		CUTLICHEN = "Fleeting, just like life.",
		CAVE_BANANA = "The peels look dangerous.",
		CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Warmed banana mush is so much better.",
		CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "Poor plant, locked away from the sun.",
		CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "The death and suffering never ends.",
		ROCKY = "What terrible sights they have seen.",


		BLUEAMULET = "A familiar chilling embrace.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "It's oozing.",
		TELESTAFF = "I could escape if it were more powerful.",
		MONKEY = "Living without the burden of intelligence must be nice.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "It's filthy.",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "Cooked evil is still evil, even in lasagna.",
		HOUNDSTOOTH="Pulled out by the root.",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="Now I can hide from my problems.",
		BAT="A creature of the night.",
		BATBAT = "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!",
		BATWING="If only I could fly away.",
		BATWING_COOKED="They once held such great potential.",
		BATCAVE= "They're just lurking in there...",
		BEDROLL_FURRY="I will wrap myself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen.",
		BUNNYMAN="What tormented inner lives they must have.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="It looks fragile.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="It looks fragile.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="It looks fragile.",
		GUANO="The inevitable byproduct of life.",
		LANTERN="Light the way darkly.",
		LIGHTBULB="It's slowly burning out.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="It contains his fuzzy wuzzy essence.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL  ="These are some strange trees.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="It looks like a rotting hat.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL ="Do little gnomes live in these?",
		MUSHTREE_TALL=
		{
            GENERIC = "These are some strange trees.",
            BLOOM = "It's trying so hard. Why?",
        },
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM=
		{
            GENERIC = "It looks like a rotting hat.",
            BLOOM = "All its efforts fall on rocky soil.",
        },
		MUSHTREE_SMALL=
		{
            GENERIC = "Do little gnomes live in these?",
            BLOOM = "It has a glowing presence.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "This one is frail and scorned.",
        SPORE_TALL = "Be free, little one!",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "Be free, little one!",
        SPORE_SMALL = "Be free, little one!",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "So many have perished. But this one is safe.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "So many have perished. But this one is safe.",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "So many have perished. But this one is safe.",

		SLURTLE="It is mindlessly chasing after rocks.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="Pieces of broken slurtle dreams.",
		SLURTLEHAT="It certainly didn't help its original owner.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="The slurtles pop out when they outgrow it.",
		SLURTLESLIME="It shimmers with slimy anticipation.",
		SNURTLE="That one has a larger shell.",
		SPIDER_HIDER="A cowardly spider.",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="It's chewing on something.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "The furious creatures appreciate their freedom in retrospect.",
		SPIDERHOLE="It is infested.",
		SPIDERHOLE_ROCK ="It is infested.",
		STALAGMITE="The earth gives up its bounty.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="The earth gives up its bounty.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="The earth gives up its bounty.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="The earth gives up its bounty.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="The earth reaches up.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="The earth reaches up.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="The earth reaches up.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="The earth reaches up.",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "Some ground.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "Some ground.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Some ground.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Some ground.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Some ground.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Some ground.",
		TURF_ROAD = "Some ground.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Some ground.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "Some ground.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "Some ground.",

		TURF_CAVE="Some ground.",
		TURF_FUNGUS="Some ground.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="Some ground.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="Some ground.",
		TURF_MUD="Some ground.",

		POWCAKE = "I would have to be desperate.",		
		CAVE_ENTRANCE = "Someone is trying to keep the underground at bay.",
		CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "Someone is trying to keep the underground at bay.",

        CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm too busy descending into madness to descend that cave.",
            OPEN = "A great evil lurks beneath the surface.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Why leave? The light here compliments my complexion.",
            OPEN = "The surface beckons.",
        },

		BOOMERANG = "Death returns to the sender.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "Shall we have a danse macabre?",
		ABIGAIL = "That's my twin sister, Abigail.",
		PIGGUARD = "This little piggie looks mean.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "What technological terror is this?",
		AMULET = "I wonder who used to own this.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "Signs of the beast.",
		ARMORGRASS = "I prolong the inevitable.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "Could stop the daggers that stab at mine heart.",
		ARMORWOOD = "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this.",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "A perfectly safe way to go insane.",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "All that's left after another beautiful fire.",
			REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "The flower was incinerated when I teleported!",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "The eyebone was incinerated when I teleported!",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "This was once something, before it got burned...",
		},
		AXE = "An instrument for industry and murder.",
		BABYBEEFALO = "Enjoy your youth. Soon you will learn the terrors of the real world.",
		BACKPACK = "A pack. Now I can carry an even heavier burden.",
		BACONEGGS = "A balanced breakfast to start another miserable day.",
		BANDAGE = "There's no salve for the pain of existence.",
		BASALT = "Trying to break it would be pointless.",
		BEARDHAIR = "That's just nasty.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "Sleep is but a temporary death.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I'd steer clear of that stinger.",
			HELD = "Be still, little one.",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "He follows me unto his doom.",
			GENERIC = "What demented thoughts must lie behind those eyes.",
			NAKED = "His nakedness is now on display.",
			SLEEPING = "To sleep, perchance to dream.",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "I shall cover my head.",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "Somewhere, a beefalo is naked and cold.",
		BEEHAT = "This will protect me from those happy buzzing sounds. Oh, and stings.",
		BEEHIVE = "A wretched hive of scum and pollen.",
		BEEMINE = "They're still alive in there. Poor things.",
		BERRIES = "These berries are tart.",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "More balanced flavor, but they won't last long.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "It is barren.",
			WITHERED = "It succumbed to the heat.",
			GENERIC = "A snack, perchance?",
			PICKED = "I shall have to wait.",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Few of us can see our cages.",
			OCCUPIED = "He is happier now.",
			SLEEPING = "Dead? No. Just sleeping.",
			HUNGRY = "Must be hungry.",
			STARVING = "The emptiness is eating him from the inside out.",
			DEAD = "Bereft of life, he rests in pieces.",
			SKELETON = "That... is an ex-bird.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "Sticks and silk turned lethal.",
		BIRD_EGG = "So much hope, dashed.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "No bird will ever come of it.",
		BISHOP = "What does he pray for?",
		BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "Ouch...",

		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "Not the big sleep, just a temporary one.",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "Blow in one end, pain comes out the other.",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Shall I burn down the world?",
		BLUEGEM = "Blue like... er... a sad bird?",
		BLUEPRINT = "Whoever drew this is probably dead.",
		BELL_BLUEPRINT = "Whoever drew this is probably dead.",
		BLUE_CAP = "A fungus to preserve the monotony.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "All is malleable.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Musty.",
			INGROUND = "I would hide too, if I could.",
			PICKED = "Harvested.",
		},
		BOARDS = "Even scarier for the trees.",
		BONESTEW = "They died. And then I put them in a stew.",
		BUGNET = "A prison for tiny insects.",
		BUSHHAT = "I'm already practically invisible...",
		BUTTER = "I wasn't expecting that.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "Pretty, but short-lived.",
			HELD = "I hold its life in my hands.",
		},
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "No more can the butterfly soar.",
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Let's see you get out of this sugary trap!",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "Darkness is looming.",
			GENERIC = "I might survive this night!",
			HIGH = "A vision of Hell!",
			LOW = "The gloom encroaches.",
			NORMAL = "It's a fire.",
			OUT = "That is not a good sign.",
		},
		CANE = "I can get nowhere faster.",
		CARROT = "It's a carrot.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "It's a carrot that's gone through a gauntlet of fire.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "It's a carrot that's in the ground.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "It's a carrot that's waiting to be.",
		CAVE_FERN = "A touch of color in the darkness.",
		CHARCOAL = "Cold, dead and black, just like my heart.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "Cold, dead artificial life.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "Cold, dead artificial life.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Cold, dead artificial life.",
		CHESTER = "A fuzzy ball of emptiness.",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's looking into my soul.",
			WAITING = "Not so much sleeping as... waiting.",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "It was a good death. You will be delicious.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "The remaining blood has been cooked away.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "Cooked evil is still evil.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Fire has purified it.",
		CORN = "I could make a corny joke, but I'll refrain.",
		CORN_COOKED = "This corn couldn't handle the heat.",
		CORN_SEEDS = "The seed of life, so tiny in my hand.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "Take thy beak from out my heart!",
			HELD = "He is mine.",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "I like to kill small things.",
		CUTREEDS = "I like to cut things up.",
		CUTSTONE = "The better to mark graves with.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "This, my final feast.",
		DEERCLOPS = "Death incarnate!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL =  "What terrors must it see.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "The remains of a tuft of grass.",
		},
		DIRTPILE = "Oh look. More dirt.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "The source is distant.",
			GENERIC = "It is forever seeking its lost half.",
			HOT = "Something wicked is here!",
			WARM = "The wickedness draws closer.",
			WARMER = "It is very close now.",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "What does this newfangled thing do?",
			READY = "It still needs a large key.",
			UNLOCKED = "Let's see what I can find!",
		},
		DRAGONFLY = "It's burning on the inside.",
		LAVASPIT = 
		{
			HOT = "It spit up.",
			COOL = "It's cooled off and smells funny.",
		},
		LAVA_POND = "I could jump in and be done.",
		LAVAE = "It burns with the fires of Hell.",
		LAVAE_PET = 
		{
			STARVING = "He is approaching death.",
			HUNGRY = "He is suffering the pangs of hunger.",
			CONTENT = "Enjoy your happiness while it lasts, little lavae.",
			GENERIC = "A spark of life illuminating the darkness.",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Is it worth it to put stake in your future?",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "This egg is almost as cold as my heart.",
			COMFY = "The egg is warm, but my heart is still cold.",
		},
		LAVAE_TOOTH = "Forsooth, it's a tooth.",

		DRAGONFRUIT = "This isn't shaped like a dragon at all.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "Still not a dragon. At least it's dead.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "It's a seed. It won't grow a dragon.",
		DRAGONPIE = "Well, at least it's a pie now.",
		DRUMSTICK = "Makes a good thud, and it's nutritious!",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Less raw, more tasty.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "I like it dead, but I should plant this.",
		DUG_GRASS = "I like it dead, but I should plant this.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "I like it dead, but I should plant this.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "I like it dead, but I should plant this.",
		DURIAN = "Spiky and smelly!",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "Less spiky, but even smellier!",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "Miraculously, the seeds don't smell.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "Their bitter end protects me from the bitter cold.",
		EGGPLANT = "Almost a deadly nightshade. Almost.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Cooking this nightshade made it even less deadly.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "It's a nightshade seed.",
		ACORN = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death.",
		    PLANTED = "A tree will grow soon.",
		},
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning brightly.",
			BURNT = "Used up and done for.",
			CHOPPED = "Everything dies.",
			GENERIC = "Nature is so boring.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning brightly.",
			BURNT = "Used up and done for.",
			CHOPPED = "Everything dies.",
			GENERIC = "Its cycle of life is ending.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "They follow their master's every wish.",
		FEATHERHAT = "Ca-caw!",
		FEATHER_CROW = "A crow feather, black like eternal darkness.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "A redbird feather, red like blood.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "A snowbird feather, white like the light at the end of the tunnel.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "I wonder what she did.",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "A tiny brightness in the dark.",
			HELD = "Tiny lights, stranded from the world outside my pocket.",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "His disposition is fiery.",
		FIRESTAFF = "I could set the world on fire!",
		FISH = "It was flopping around desperately for life. The poor fool.",
		FISHINGROD = "With this, I can yank the fishies out of their precious safe pond.",
		FISHSTICKS = "Perfectly molded blocks of fish.",
		FISHTACOS = "I hope I got all the bones out.",
		FISH_MED_COOKED = "A proper grilling puts a stop to the flopping.",
		FISH_MED = "It has shed its earthly tether.",
		FISH_COOKED = "A proper grilling puts a stop to the flopping.",
		FLINT = "A tiny blade-like rock.",
		FLOWER = "They are bright and cheery. Yuck.",
		FLOWER_WITHERED = "This is the fate of all things.",
		FLOWERHAT = "But I am in mourning...",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "At least they're better than the other flowers.",
		FOLIAGE = "Lead me to the Aarnivalkea.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "A dead thing for me to wear. Goody.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "Life is small and short.",
			GENERIC = "He's little and warty.",
			SLEEPING = "He's asleep.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "I never thought frog's legs could look so good.",
		FROGLEGS = "Torn right from the frog.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Definitely not twitching any longer.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "Sweet, tart and in a cup.",
		GEARS = "The insides of a mechanical demon.",
		GHOST = "He has risen from the grave!",
		GOLDENAXE = "At least I can kill trees with style.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "At least I can smash rocks with style.",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "At least I can till the earth with style.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "At least I can dig with style.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "Even in purgatory it remains the most precious of metals.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs poop.",
			WITHERED = "It just couldn't take the heat.",
			BURNING = "It smells funny.",
			GENERIC = "It's just a tuft of grass.",
			PICKED = "It has been killed.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "This mushroom is disappointingly normal.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "All is malleable.",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Dank.",
			INGROUND = "I would hide too, if I could.",
			PICKED = "Harvested.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "It is a dark path I tread.",
		HAMBAT = "Death begets death.",
		HAMMER = "Oh that I may crush the world.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "Life brings pain, pain brings life.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			FROZEN = "Frozen like my heart.",
			COLD = "Just a moderately cold lump of rock.",
			GENERIC = "There it sits, just taking up space.",
			WARM = "As lukewarm and lifeless as every other rock.",
			HOT = "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest.",
		},
		HONEY = "A sweet, but fleeting treat.",
		HONEYCOMB = "Pieces of beehive, scattered.",
		HONEYHAM = "A sweet sauce for this creature's sweet embrace.",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "Meat cut into tiny pieces. Just like my heart.",
		HORN = "It sounds like there's a beefalo trapped inside.",
		HOUND = "Stay back, foul minion of evil!",
		HOUNDBONE = "The remains of an evil beast.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "Home to the foulest creatures.",
		ICEBOX = "It is as cold as my heart.",
		ICEHOUND = "He has a cold, dead heart.",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "It's calling my name.",
			INACTIVE = "It's cold and black.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "The perfect amount of jam.",
		KABOBS = "Meat, skewered right through the center.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "A bee without conscience.",
			HELD = "Be still, little one.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "A cold, soulless horse.",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "A beast of solitude.",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "It stands against the cruel elements.",
		KRAMPUS = "Hello, foul creature of the underworld.",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "It smells of goat.",
		LEIF = "A lumbering beast.",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "A lumbering beast.",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "Even this power will run out.",
			GENERIC = "Focuses the destruction.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "The cycle of violence continues.",
		LIVINGLOG = "It is forever screaming silently.",
		LOCKEDWES = "Trapped by Maxwell's statues, forever alive.",
		LOG = "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this.",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "Just a burning log.",
			GENERIC = "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "It consumes all.",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "Life goes on.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "I wonder what he did.",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "Alas, poor mandrake!",
			GENERIC = "The mighty mandrake. I should pick it at night.",
			PICKED = "Onward, my vegetable minion!",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "Boiled the life out of him.",
		MARBLE = "Smooth and lifeless.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "Even stone can not withstand the constant pull of decay.",
		MARBLETREE = "There is no thrum of life within this cold tree.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Even thorns burn.",
			GENERIC = "A bush that always hurts.",
			PICKED = "It hurt me to do that.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "It's a plant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning.",
			BURNT = "Black like my heart.",
			CHOPPED = "Its spikes were no protection.",
			GENERIC = "A tree that knows only pain.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "I feel a strange kinship with him.",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "He sure has a taste for the dramatic.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "What a curious light.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "Looks magical.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "Not quite what I expected.",
		MEAT = "It is still bloody.",
		MEATBALLS = "Balled meat. How exciting.",
		MEAT_DRIED = "Meat turned dry and delicious.",
		MERM = "Horrid swamp thing!",
		MINERHAT = "Hands-free lighting!",
		MONSTERMEAT = "Evilness pervades it.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Meat turned dry and weird-tasting.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "It thieves others' life to maintain its own.",
			HELD = "I can feel its stolen warmth.",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "A sack of blood ripped from a mosquito. I love it.",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "The earth has vomited up its secrets.",
			GENERIC = "Some day, I will join you.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "Eerie and yet beautiful.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one.",
		NITRE = "Herein lies the folly of man.",
		ONEMANBAND = "I used to take joy in instruments such as these.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "Life is a gamble.",
		PANFLUTE = "Music is the window to my empty soul.",
		PAPYRUS = "For documenting my pain.",
		PENGUIN = "All dressed up, but where to go?",
		PERD = "Dumb bird! Stay away from my berries!",
		PEROGIES = "A lovely little pouch of nutrients.",
		PETALS = "I have destroyed something beautiful.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "They are painted with the colors of my soul.",
		PICKAXE = "So that I may penetrate the earth itself.",
		PIGGYBACK = "They are more useful in death.",
		PHLEGM = "The wretched beast must have been sick.",
		PIGKING = "Live it up while you can, Your Majesty.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "He's better off, now.",
			FOLLOWER = "I still feel alone.",
			GENERIC = "They are so standoffish.",
			GUARD = "How Orwellian.",
			WEREPIG = "A creature of the night!",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "The hide of a pig that once was.",
		PIGTORCH = "It cuts at the darkness.",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death.",
		    PLANTED = "A tree will grow soon.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "What a devilish tool!",
		PLANTMEAT = "It has a foul smell.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "It's only slightly more appealing.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "An edible plant.",
			GROWING = "Keep growing. I'll wait.",
			READY = "It is ready for the harvest.",
			WITHERED = "Its had the life sucked out of it.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "So many juicy red bits to chomp and squish!",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Warm, but no less messy.",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "I was expecting more seeds than this from that thing.",
		POND = "Ophelia? Are you down there?",
		POOP = "Life is blood and this.",
		SCORCHED_SKELETON = "The flame has cleansed this poor wretched soul.",
		PUMPKIN = "It's as big as the hole where my heart was.",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "A... cookie...",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "It shriveled a tiny bit from the heat. I like that.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "You're not so scary.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "It's a seed. Exciting.",
		PURPLEGEM = "Purple like a... purple thing.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "He's wandering mindlessly, oblivious to his fate.",
			HELD = "He is safely in my embrace.",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I'm too big to fall down there.",
			SPRING = "It's closed up. No one is falling down there, now.",
		},
		RATATOUILLE = "A whole bunch of cooked vegetables. Riveting.",
		RAZOR = "This is just for shaving.",
		REDGEM = "Red like my heart's blood.",
		RED_CAP = "A mushroom after my own heart.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "All is malleable.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Damp.",
			INGROUND = "I would hide too, if I could.",
			PICKED = "Harvested.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "Soon to be ashes.",
			GENERIC = "It's just a bunch of reeds.",
			PICKED = "I have picked them.",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A leftover of an ancient world.",
            BROKEN = "Broken bits of stone.",
        },
        RUBBLE = "Broken bits of stone.",
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "A pile of broken dreams.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "A futile ward.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "Does that mean spring is coming? I hope not.",
			HELD = "He likes being trapped in my pocket.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "Life in the barren, frozen wastes.",
			HELD = "It's so soft. It is my enemy.",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "I wonder what they did.",
		MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "A cradle of life. I hate it.",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "There's a fire in the pit's belly.",
			OUT = "The lava lost its will to burn...",
			LOW = "The shadows encroach.",
			NORMAL = "The lava's on fire.",
		},
		ROCK = "Even that is not permanent.",
		ROCKS = "Some small rocks.",
        ROOK = "A Rook? Or is it a Castle?",
		ROPE = "That would be the easy way out of this place.",
		ROTTENEGG = "The way of all things.",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "It's calling to me.",
			INACTIVE = "Even this obelisk has left me.",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Consigned to the flames.",
			WITHERED = "The oppressive heat got to this one.",
			GENERIC = "It's trying to grow up.",
			PICKED = "Maybe next time, sapling.",
		},
		SEEDS = "Life, or at least the promise of it.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "I toasted their life away.",
		SEWING_KIT = "Another implement for staving off the inevitable decay.",
		SHOVEL = "What terrible secrets might I uncover?",
		SILK = "So slippery and fine.",
		SKELETON = "I envy your escape.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER = "I was so, so close.",
		SKULLCHEST = "It shall contain my memento mori.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Hello there, little one.",
			HUNGRY = "Are you empty inside?",
			STARVING = "A black hole from which seeds never return.",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "It smells like tiny fear.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Meat, turned dry and delicious.",
		SPAT = "I should put it out of its misery.",
		SPEAR = "I have become the destroyer of worlds.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "We will meet again some day.",
			GENERIC = "A creature of the night!",
			SLEEPING = "Evil is sleeping.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "A nest of filth and villainy.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "A tiny package full of death and destruction.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Even in death, this beast causes pain.",
		SPIDERHAT = "Time to stare into the abyss.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "She is regal in her horribleness.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "Alas, brave warrior.",
			GENERIC = "A warrior of the night!",
			SLEEPING = "I must beware.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "Everything turns to waste, eventually.",
		STATUEHARP = "Maybe these statues will keep me company.",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "He brought me here.",
		STEELWOOL = "This offers no hope of warmth.",
		STINGER = "Sharp and deadly.",
		STRAWHAT = "I shall cover my head.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "A nightshade. Probably not filled with poison.",
		SUNKBOAT = "A cruel trick!",
		SWEATERVEST = "I can wear pieces of dead things made into a vest!",
		TAFFY = "Never imagined I could make a thing so sweet.",
		TALLBIRD = "Free from the shackles of the sky.",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "So full of potential.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "All that promise, snatched away. Not bad with bacon.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Chilled by the darkness.",
			GENERIC = "A tiny, fragile being, struggling for the light.",
			HOT = "It cannot bear the heat.",
			LONG = "A life sooner begun is a life sooner ended.",
			SHORT = "Soon now.",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "That egg represents a new life. Ugh.",
			PICKED = "The nest is empty. Vacant. Barren. A void.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Will you leave me too?",
			HUNGRY = "We all try to fill the void.",
			STARVING = "Your true nature is revealed!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I'm sure the next realm will be even more horrible!",
			GENERIC = "No good can come of this.",
			LOCKED = "It's still locked shut.",
			PARTIAL = "Is it half built, or half destroyed?",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "It contains a vital spark.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "It looks complicated.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "What a hideous creation!",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "It has no sharp edges.",
		TENTACLE = "Long, thin and dangerous!",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "These are better left unmentioned.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "Sharp, slimy and dangerous.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR = "So this is what goes on down below.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "It shall return, some day.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Babies!",
        TENTACLE_GARDEN = "This one is different.",
		TOPHAT = "A piece of finery to help forget the inescapable wild.",
		TORCH = "A tiny bulwark against the night.",
		TRAP = "Simple grass has become deadly.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "A devious surprise from underground.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "Death when I least expect it.",
		TRINKET_1 = "Perfectly misshapen.",
		TRINKET_10 = "Another mouth to feed.",
		TRINKET_11 = "Lucky robot, it never had a soul.",
		TRINKET_12 = "Not so slimy any more, are we?",
		TRINKET_2 = "It's a fake. Just a temptation, like death.",
		TRINKET_3 = "If only knives solved more of my problems...",
		TRINKET_4 = "I'd carry this to the end of the world.",
		TRINKET_5 = "I'd fly this straight into the sun, if only it was bigger.",
		TRINKET_6 = "Once alive with electricity, they've met their end.",
		TRINKET_7 = "Just a simple game.",
		TRINKET_8 = "I wish I could take a bath.",
		TRINKET_9 = "Mismatched buttons for a mismatched life.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Skin to wear on my skin.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "It looks even worse now.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "I would have preferred the ears.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "Separated from its only friend.",
		TURKEYDINNER = "Who's gobbling now?",
		BANANAPOP = "I used to eat these with Abigail...",
		BISQUE = "Feed the body, starve the soul...",
		CEVICHE = "All I taste is my sadness...",
		SEAFOODGUMBO = "A sea once teeming with life. No more.",
		SURFNTURF = "It could be worse.",
		SHARKFINSOUP = "It's tasted a mortal escape. I'll be tasting it.",
		LOBSTERDINNER = "Its death will give me life.",
		LOBSTERBISQUE = "I would like a spoon.",
		JELLYOPOP = "Death comes to us all. Sometimes on a stick.",
		CALIFORNIAROLL = "Crabbit, dressed up in a seaweed jacket.",
		TWIGS = "Plucked from the ground before their prime.",
		UMBRELLA = "The clouds weep.",
		WAFFLES = "They're definitely waffles.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Their defensive value is questionable.",
		WALL_STONE = "What will protect me from what's inside?",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "These won't protect from the demons within.",
		WALL_RUINS = "These didn't protect the ancients did they!",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "Are the very stones haunted?",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Bundled logs.",
		WALL_MOONROCK = "The moon... she whispers promises of protection to me.",
		WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "This gift from above should not go to waste.",
		WALRUS = "An old man of the sea.",
		WALRUSHAT = "What feverish thoughts transpired beneath this?",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "If they are not in there, where are they?",
			GENERIC = "This home is not a happy one, I fear.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "I gnash thee.",
		WARDROBE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "It reminds me of a story I used to read with Abigail.",
            BURNING = "Soon it will be nothing but ashes.",
			BURNT = "Now it doesn't remind me of anything.",
		},
		WARG = "A true bastion of evil.",
		WASPHIVE = "They hide in their fortress of hate.",
		WETGOOP = "A miserable mess, just like life.",
		WHIP = "It only provides the illusion of control.",
		WINTERHAT = "It helps stave off the encroaching cold.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Life doesn't always make sense.",
			OPEN = "No matter what it consumes, it is never satisfied.",
		},
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "I've never much cared for metaphor.",
		MOONROCKNUGGET = "It's traveled so far...",
		ROCK_MOON = "It's traveled so far...",



		------------------------------capy---------------------------------

		AERODYNAMICHAT = "I cut through the air!",
		ANTIVENOM = "A potion to stave off the sickness.",
		ARMOR_LIFEJACKET = "I'd prefer a dry grave, thank you.",
		ARMOR_SNAKESKIN = "A jacket of dead flesh. Fashionable.",
		ARMOR_WINDBREAKER = "The wind's tendrils cannot hold me!",
		ARMORLIMESTONE = "Heavy...",
		ARMOROBSIDIAN = "Is it wise to don a suit of fire stone?",
		ARMORSEASHELL = "Armor made of the homes of dead goo.",
		ARMOUREDBOAT = "A boat that can take a bite or two.",
		BABYOX = "Youth is but a grain of sand, slipping through the hourglass.",
		BALLPHIN = "What a chipper little fellow. Does he know life has no meaning?",
		BALLPHINPOD = "Does swimming in pods stave off the loneliness of existence?",
		BAMBOO = "Green sticks... who cares...",
		BAMBOOTREE = "A long blade could part you from your life.",
		BERMUDATRIANGLE = "Dark energy courses through these mysterious portals...",
		BERRYBUSH2_SNAKE = "A snack, perchance?",
		BERRYBUSH_SNAKE = "A snack, perchance?",
		BIOLUMINESCENCE = "Life takes such curious forms! Yet death claims them all.",
		BLOWDART_POISON = "Sending ill will with a whisper.",
		BOAT_INDICATOR = "Where shall I launch my hopeless craft?",
		BOAT_LANTERN = "To see the vast nothingness in the black of night.",
		BOATCANNON = "It brings low death to high seas!",
		BOATREPAIRKIT = "This could save a boat from destruction, and me with it.",
		BOTTLELANTERN = "The light of life. Trapped.",
		BURIEDTREASURE = "Dead people's stuff.",
		BUSH_VINE = "They look as if they want to choke something.",
		SNAKEDEN = "They look as if they want to choke something.",
		CAPTAINHAT = "No living soul commands the sea...",
		CARGOBOAT = "This transports more junk to nowhere.",
		CHIMINEA = "This shall protect a fire from the wind's prying fingers.",
		CIRCLINGSEAGULL = "Stay in the air, flying meat. There is nothing worth landing for.",
		CLOTHSAIL = "With sail in hand I shall beat a hasty escape. But to where?",
		COCONADE = "A coconut filled with hot, fiery death.",
		COCONUT = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "What secrets must this fruit hide beneath its armor?",
		    PLANTED = "I was expecting a darker secret.",
		},
		COFFEE = "Dark. Bitter...",
		COFFEEBEANS = "These look stimulating.",
		
		COFFEEBUSH = "This plant takes nourishment from fiery death.",
		CORAL = "The sea gives them life, and yet they stretch to escape it.",
		CORALREEF = "The coral grows to escape the sea.",
		CRAB = "There is soft meat beneath that hard shell.",
		CRABHOLE = "A hole is just a grave that has yet to be covered.",
		CUTLASS = "It will feel no guilt from the kill. It is but a tool.",
		DEAD_SWORDFISH = "Its sword face couldn't save it...",
		DEPLETED_BAMBOOTREE = "It clings to life. Barely.",
		DEPLETED_BUSH_VINE = "The strangling vines have themselves been strangled.",
		DOYDOY = "This bird seems too stupid to be alive.",
		DOYDOYBABY = "How cute. And dumb.",
		DOYDOYEGG = "What a dumb egg.",
		
		DOYDOYNEST = "With each of these the island gets dumber. And meatier.",
		DUBLOON = "The currency of scallywags.",
		DUG_BAMBOOTREE = "Will you wither, or live?",
		DUG_BUSH_VINE = "Planting you again would be the true cruelty.",
		DUG_COFFEEBUSH = "Do you wish to return to the ground?",
		EARRING = "But no ear...",
		FABRIC = "I wonder if the bamboo finds this new form agreeable?",
		FEATHERSAIL = "Those dumb birds sure make a speedy sail.",
		FIRERAIN = "Death from above!",
		FIRERAINSHADOW = "That can't be good.",
		FISHINHOLE = "The meat swims round and round. Oblivious.",
		FROG_POISON = "A poisonous lick from that and this nightmare will end.",
		GASHAT = "This hat prevents me from breathing in death.",
		GOLDENMACHETE = "What a fancy blade to ruin bamboo with!",
		ICEMAKER = "My heart makes ice too.",
		IRONWIND = "If I'm lucky I'll sail off the edge of the earth.",
		JELLYFISH = "How can such a curious thing even live?",
		JELLYFISH_COOKED = "It's sort of like gelatin.",
		JELLYFISH_DEAD = "It was a painless death. The beast had no nervous system.",
		JELLYFISH_PLANTED = "The sting isn't deadly. Only painful.",
		JELLYJERKY = "So... tough.",
		JUNGLETREESEED =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a parcel of potential.",
            PLANTED = "There's no going back, now.",
        },
		LAVAPOOL = "This pool churns with the volcano's anger!",
		LIMESTONE = "When coral dies it hardens into stone.",
		LIMPETS = "They eat of the rock. I eat of them.",
		
		LOBSTER = "It would taste excellent dead and smothered in butter.",
		LOBSTERHOLE = "A lobster dinner lives there.",
		LOGRAFT = "This looks heavy, slow and dangerous.",
		MACHETE = "This is a lot of blade.",
		MESSAGEBOTTLE = "The last, desperate act of a doomed soul. In a bottle.",
		MESSAGEBOTTLEEMPTY = "Empty. Like my soul.",
		MOSQUITO_POISON = "As if bloodsucking wasn't low enough, this one leaves you sick.",
		MUSSEL = "You cannot hide beneath the waves, meat!",
		MUSSEL_STICK = "The mussels cling to this stick. Fools.",
		OBSIDIAN = "A stone forged of fire.",
		OBSIDIAN_WORKBENCH = "Ah, this is where fiery items are forged.",
		OBSIDIANAXE = "It cuts and burns.",
		OBSIDIANCOCONADE = "The tree's children will raze the world.",
		OBSIDIANFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Don't give up, little flame!",
			GENERIC = "A flame to keep the horrors at bay.",
			HIGH = "This fire burns with passion!",
			LOW = "It's losing the will to go on.",
			NORMAL = "It burns with the anger of its maker.",
			OUT = "I'd better relight this.",
		},
		OBSIDIANMACHETE = "The blade both bites and burns.",
		SPEAR_OBSIDIAN = "Jabbing with fire.",
		OBSIDIANSPEARGUN = "I deliver fire with the pull of a trigger.",
		OX = "You are heavy with meat. Let me lighten your load.",
		PACKIM = "I would not trust him with a fish, but perhaps my junk...",
		PACKIM_FISHBONE = "A dead fish thingy. Looks important.",
		PALMLEAF = "I bet this leaf mourns its fallen tree.",
		PALMTREE =
		{
			BURNING = "I should probably step back.",
			BURNT = "It's turned a beautiful shade of black.",
			CHOPPED = "What lovely destruction.",
			GENERIC = "Its fruit bestows life, but only if I kill it.",
		},
		PALMTREE_BURNT = "It met a fiery end.",
		PALMTREE_STUMP = "Its tree torment is over.",
		PARROT = "Is it my ears, or does the creature chatter a lonesome monologue?",
		PEACOCK = "Such pretty feathers hiding tasty meat!",
		PIRATEHAT = "That hat of a cutthroat killer. I admire it.",
		PIRATIHATITATOR = "This is but a step from madness.",
		POISONHOLE = "The ground belches death.",
		RAFT = "Perhaps if I ride upon the waves I shall join my sister.",
		ROWBOAT = "I wonder how many leagues this can convey me?",
		SAIL = "Harness the wind and fly to... nowhere.",
		SAND = "I wonder if the sand knows of its own insignificance?",
		SAND_CASTLE = "I suppose this diversion brings some comfort.",
		SANDBAG = "They hold back ruin. For a time...",
		SANDHILL = "This looks impermanent.",
		SEAGULL = "The scavengers of land and sea.",
		SEAGULL_WATER = "As if it weren't bad enough that they foul the air.",
		SEASACK = "It slows the rot and decay.",
		SEASHELL = "Whatever used to live in this is probably dead now.",
		SEATRAP = "Come, creatures of the sea! Enjoy a lovely snack!",
		SEAWEED = "Even the sea is infested by weeds.",
		
		SEAWEED_PLANTED = "A hearty weed.",
		SHARK_FIN = "It won't be needing this anymore.",
		SHARX = "Terror of the sea!",
		SLOTMACHINE = "Ah, this seems a sensible test of fate.",
		SNAKE = "Devoid of arms or legs. I'd be angry too.",
		SNAKE_FIRE = "The children of the volcano. They breath its fire.",
		SNAKE_POISON = "The only thing worse than a snake is a poison one.",
		SNAKESKIN = "It shed its skin, with my assistance.",
		SNAKESKINHAT = "A hat of trophies, wrenched from the dead!",
		SOLOFISH = "Such graceful swimming. Such tasty flesh.",
		SPEAR_POISON = "One jab and they'll be retching.",
		SPEARGUN = "It deals death from a distance!",
		SPEARGUN_POISON = "Each shot inflicts a suffocating sickness.",
		STUNGRAY = "They fly to escape their own hideousness.",
		SUPERTELESCOPE = "I can see so much more useless nothing.",
		SWORDFISH = "This fish cuts death with its face!",
		TELESCOPE = "To peer over the horizon with an unabiding longing.",
		TIGERSHARK = "Orange striped death on water!",
		TIGERSHARKSHADOW = "Peril!",
		TORNADO = "Nature's ravenous wrath!",
		TOUCAN = "It sings a tortured song.",
		TRAWLNET = "A way to wrest items from the sea's grip.",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED = "I wonder what this net pulled from the sea?",
		TRIDENT = "The peoples that forged this are long dead.",
		TRINKET_13 = "Maybe if I drank this stuff I'd return to my sister.",
		TRINKET_14 = "If I pushed a pin into this doll, who would feel it?",
		TRINKET_15 = "Whoever this belonged to isn't walking anymore.",
		TRINKET_16 = "Whatever this belonged to met a bad end.",
		TRINKET_17 = "Whoever wore this is surely dead.",
		TRINKET_18 = "A remnant of a civilization lost at sea.",
		TRINKET_19 = "The owner's brain has surely clouded for good by now.",
		TURBINE_BLADES = "No longer turning.",
		TURF_BEACH = "Sand does not make good grave fill.",
		TURF_JUNGLE = "A gnarled and twisted surface.",
		TWISTER = "Nature is very angry!",
		VENOMGLAND = "Their dead drop the cure to their sickness.",
		VINE = "Unruly life.",
		VOLCANO = "The mountain that spews death to the heavens!",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR = "The will of the volcano flows through this shrine!",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Shame. No more weapons of fire to forge.",
		VOLCANO_EXIT = "Shall I leave this place of hot death?",
		VOLCANOSTAFF = "The fiery breath of the volcano is mine to command!",
		WALL_LIMESTONE = "A wall of the dead to beat back the living.",
		WALL_LIMESTONE_ITEM = "A wall made of living coral... No longer.",
		WHALE_BLUE = "It looks sad.",
		WHALE_CARCASS_BLUE = "Something this big and dead will surely stink.",
		WHALE_CARCASS_WHITE = "It is very big. And very dead.",
		WHALE_WHITE = "There is the hate of life burning in its eyes!",
		WOODLEGS_CAGE = "At least his soul escaped.",
		VOLCANO_SHRUB = "A wretched shadow of its former self.",
		ROCK_OBSIDIAN = "Do you burn to the touch?",
		ROCK_CHARCOAL = "I can't tell what you used to be.",
		DRAGOONDEN = "Cruel hearts dwell within.",

		ARMORCACTUS = "It makes me as prickly outside as I am inside!",
		BAMBOOTREE =
		{
			BURNT = "So it goes.",
			CHOPPED = "I've won this round.",
			GENERIC = "I can bend it to my will.",
		},
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "The furious creatures within appreciate their freedom in retrospect.",
		BIGFISHINGROD = "Ye be warned, creatures of the sea. Death cometh to you.",
		BLOWDART_FLUP = "Now when I shoot someone a look it'll pack a punch!",
		BLUBBER = "The perfect meal for a blubbering fool.",
		BLUBBERSUIT = "Disturbing, but cozy.",
		BOAT = "It's a boat.",
		BOAT_TORCH = "How illuminating.",
		BRAINJELLYHAT = "Does this make my brain look big?",
		BUOY = "Float on, little friend.",
		BUSH_VINE =
		{
			BURNT = "I think it looks better like this.",
			CHOPPED = "Your sacrifice will not be in vain.",
			GENERIC = "It's quite pretty.",
		},
		COCONADE =
		{
			BURNING = "Fire in the hole!",
			GENERIC = "I hold someone's explosive death in my hands.",
		},
		COCONUT_COOKED = "It's a little sweet.",
		COCONUT_HALVED = "Two halves that were once whole. Where are you now, Abigail?",
		COFFEEBEANS_COOKED = "Who knew the will to live came in bean form?",
		COFFEEBOT = "I take mine black.",
		COFFEEBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "It could use a pick me up.",
			GENERIC = "A beany gift from the heavens.",
			PICKED = "All wounds heal in time, little bush.",
			WITHERED = "I feel the same way.",
		},
		COMPASS =
		{
			E = "East.",
			GENERIC = "I am directionless.",
			N = "North.",
			NE = "Northeast.",
			NW = "Northwest.",
			S = "North. No wait, South.",
			SE = "Southeast.",
			SW = "Southwest.",
			W = "West.",
		},
		CORAL_BRAIN = "Is that what I look like inside?",
		CORAL_BRAIN_ROCK = "That's one smart-looking plant.",
		CRAB =
		{
			GENERIC = "This island has a crustacean infestation.",
			HIDDEN = "You can't hide from your problems forever. I've tried.",
		},
		CRATE = "It's just a box.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS_WATER = "No more.",
		DEVTOOL = "It has a strong smell.",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I can't use that.",
		DIVININGRODSTART = "I could use that.",
		DOUBLE_UMBRELLAHAT = "This seems excessive.",
		DOYDOYEGG_COOKED = "Not extinct yet, though not from lack of trying.",
		DOYDOYEGG_CRACKED = "This is probably a mercy.",
		DOYDOYFEATHER = "A spot of color in a dreary world.",
		DRAGOON = "Would make a lovely pet, if not for the whole \"murder\" thing.",
		DRAGOONEGG = "Hard to imagine this would birth forth such a horrific monster.",
		DRAGOONHEART = "This heart's as dead as my own, although much warmer.",
		DRAGOONSPIT = "Yuck!",
		DUG_ELEPHANTCACTUS = "Do I have to carry it?",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS = "It's sad and painful.",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_ACTIVE = "This plant doesn't want anyone to touch it.",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_STUMP = "It's hiding below.",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Don't give up, little flame!",
			GENERIC = "A flame to keep the horrors at bay.",
			HIGH = "This fire burns with passion!",
			LOW = "It's losing the will to go on.",
			NORMAL = "It's a comfort.",
			OUT = "I'd better relight this.",
		},
		FISH_RAW = "It's been decapitated.",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL = "There are other fish in the sea. Bigger ones, hopefully.",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL_COOKED = "It will... tide... me over for now.",
		FLAMEGEYSER = "It's hot!",
		FLOTSAM = "I can't quite reach it.",
		FLUP = "That's too many eyes!",
		FRESHFRUITCREPES = "Could I get this a la mode?",
		GRASS_WATER = "Damp.",
		HAIL_ICE = "Frozen like my heart.",
		HOME = "Not exactly picket fence material.",
		HOUNDFIRE = "It burns!",
		ICEMAKER =
		{
			HIGH = "It's in great shape.",
			LOW = "It seems a little depressed.",
			NORMAL = "It's feeling okay.",
			OUT = "It gave up.",
			VERYLOW = "It's running on fumes.",
		},
		JUNGLETREE =
		{
			BURNING = "I should probably step back.",
			BURNT = "It's turned a beautiful shade of black.",
			CHOPPED = "What lovely destruction.",
			GENERIC = "A jungle tree.",
		},
		KNIGHTBOAT = "That thing has anger issues!",
		KRAKEN = "Kneel to me, foul beast!",
		KRAKENCHEST = "What wonders lie within?",
		KRAKEN_TENTACLE = "Oh gee, I'm Quacken in my boots.",
		LIMPETROCK =
		{
			GENERIC = "Those look edible... sort of.",
			PICKED = "I picked it clean.",
		},
		LIVINGJUNGLETREE = "This unassuming tree looks exactly how I feel.",
		LOBSTER_DEAD = "It's met its maker. I've met my lunch.",
		LOBSTER_DEAD_COOKED = "It's a feast!",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "Just a burning log.",
			GENERIC = "Just a log.",
		},
		LUGGAGECHEST = "A very dapper item storage system.",
		MAGIC_SEAL = "It pulses with unknown power.",
		MAGMAROCK = "The earth's guts, cooled and ready for mining.",
		MAGMAROCK_FULL = "The earth's guts, cooled and ready for mining.",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD = "The earth's guts, cooled and ready for mining.",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD_FULL = "The earth's guts, cooled and ready for mining.",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Now it's just food.",
		MANGROVETREE = "It's quite elegant.",
		MANGROVETREE_BURNT = "What a shame.",
		MARSH_PLANT_TROPICAL = "What a pathetic sprout.",
		MERMFISHER = "I commend this creature's commitment to cannibalism.",
		MERMHOUSE_FISHER = "How quaint.",
		MONKEYBALL = "It makes me feel less alone. Plus I can throw it.",
		MONSTERTARTARE = "Looks good, tastes horrible.",
		MOSQUITOSACK_YELLOW = "What a lovely shade of puke-yellow.",
		MUSSELBOUILLABAISE = "My mouth's watering just looking at it.",
		MUSSEL_COOKED = "I sure strongarmed this mussel.",
		MUSSEL_FARM =
		{
			GENERIC = "They don't look that tough to me.",
			STICKPLANTED = "Ha!",
		},
		MYSTERYMEAT = "That's grotesque.",
		NEEDLESPEAR = "One could end it all with this.",
		OCTOPUSCHEST = "That doesn't look like a reliable place to store things.",
		OCTOPUSKING = "I envy his contentment.",
		OXHAT = "Dashing.",
		OX_FLUTE = "That I might play a tune to soothe my troubled heart.",
		OX_HORN = "It's been severed from its owner.",
		PALMLEAF_HUT = "A welcome respite.",
		PARROT_PIRATE = "If I whispered my secrets to it, would it keep them safe?",
		PEG_LEG = "But where's the rest of the peg-person?",
		PIGTENT = "The place where they wrap pigs in blankets.",
		PIKE_SKULL = "I guess he chose Not-To-Be.",
		PIRATEGHOST = "A future friend of Abigail's?",
		PIRATEPACK = "This should help me carry more junk.",
		PIRATIHATITATOR =
		{
			BURNT = "Whatever it was, it's burnt now.",
			GENERIC = "I don't know what this is.",
		},
		PORTAL_SHIPWRECKED = "Like my beloved sister, I can never return.",
		PRIMEAPE = "His joviality is almost endearing. Almost.",
		PRIMEAPEBARREL = "Looks filthy.",
		RAWLING = "It speaks to me.",
		REDBARREL = "This is a safety hazard. Good.",
		RUBBLE = "This crushed stone is useless.",
		SAIL_STICK = "It's... a stick.",
		SANDBAGSMALL = "Dense and heavy.",
		SANDBAGSMALL_ITEM = "A bag of dirt I can carry.",
		SANDBAG_ITEM = "Looks like a back injury waiting to happen.",
		SAND_CASTLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Its beauty will undoubtedly succumb to the tide.",
			SAND = "If only molding the sands of time were so easy.",
		},
		SEASHELL_BEACHED = "She sells seashells... oh, what's the point.",
		SEAWEED_COOKED = "Better, but it's still a weed.",
		SEAWEED_DRIED = "It keeps longer like this. Tastes better too.",
		SHADOWSKITTISH_WATER = "Yikes.",
		SHARKITTEN = "I could see myself growing old with a houseful of these.",
		SHARKITTENSPAWNER =
		{
			GENERIC = "I smell... kitty litter?",
			INACTIVE = "A sizable sandpile.",
		},
		SHARK_GILLS = "No one's breathing through these now.",
		SHARK_TEETHHAT = "Chic, yet fearsome.",
		SHIPWRECKED_ENTRANCE = "Curiouser and curiouser.",
		SHIPWRECKED_EXIT = "Onward to the next adventure.",
		SLURPERPELT = "An empty bag of hunger.",
		SNAKEDEN =
		{
			BURNT = "I think it looks better like this.",
			CHOPPED = "Your sacrifice will not be in vain.",
			GENERIC = "It's quite pretty.",
		},
		SNAKEOIL = "This fills me with a sense of mistrust.",
		SNAKESKINSAIL = "Gross, but efficient.",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER = "Why throw a spear when you can shoot it?",
		SPOILED_FISH = "Farewell, chum.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT =
		{
			ABANDONED = "Are you all alone?",
			GENERIC = "Oh, the stories this ship could tell.",
		},
		SUNKEN_BOAT_BURNT = "A poetic end.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_1 = "I just use it as a paperweight.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_2 = "What sort of simple mind would be amused by this?",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_3 = "It's completely drenched.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_4 = "I have no idea what that is.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_5 = "What a cliche.",
		SWEETPOTATOSOUFFLE = "Delicate, but delicious.",
		SWEET_POTATO = "Sweet. Just like me.",
		SWEET_POTATO_COOKED = "Would that my despair tasted half so sweet.",
		SWEET_POTATO_PLANTED = "That looks like lunch.",
		SWEET_POTATO_SEEDS = "Perhaps these could give new life.",
		SWIMMINGHORROR = "I want to put some distance between myself and that!",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BASE = "It's missing something.",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BOX = "Looks a little screwy.",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_CRANK = "It seems incomplete.",
		TREEGUARD = "Oh... no...",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_POTATO = "What possible use could this have?",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_RING = "This ring's probably not for wearing.",
		THATCHPACK = "I was always destined to carry a heavy load.",
		TIDALPOOL = "When I gaze into this limpid pool I dream I can see Abigail.",
		TIDAL_PLANT = "It's sharp.",
		TIGEREYE = "Tyger, tyger, burning bright...",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED =
		{
			GENERIC = "What creatures will this wrest from the ocean?",
			SOON = "Its journey is almost at an end.",
			SOONISH = "It's started its journey into the depths.",
		},
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "Every once in awhile, things go my way.",
		TREECLUMP = "Was this placed intentionally?",
		TRINKET_20 = "I just use it as a paperweight.",
		TRINKET_21 = "What sort of simple mind would be amused by this?",
		TRINKET_22 = "Very DIY.",
		TRINKET_23 = "How unfortunate.",
		TROPICAL_FISH = "It's offensively bright.",
		TUNACAN = "This is plainly false advertising.",
		TURF_ASH = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_DESERTDIRT = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_MAGMAFIELD = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_MEADOW = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_SNAKESKINFLOOR = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_SWAMP = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_TIDALMARSH = "It's just ground.",
		TURF_VOLCANO = "It's just ground.",
		TWISTER_SEAL = "It has no awareness of the ills of this world.",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's closed for business.",
			OPEN = "Let the sacrifice begin!",
		},
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_TOWER = "A beautiful altar of death.",
		WALLYINTRO_DEBRIS = "The ship has been obliterated.",
		WATERMELON_SEEDS = "Perfectly shaped for spitting.",
		WATERYGRAVE = "I'm not above raiding a grave for loot.",
		WHALE_BUBBLES = "Looks like a fish with a gas problem.",
		WHALE_TRACK = "Whale, ho!",
		WILBUR_CROWN = "Monarchs must have tiny heads.",
		WILBUR_UNLOCK = "His finery does nothing to mask the smell.",
		WILDBORE = "What's it got to be angry about?",
		WILDBOREHEAD = "What lovely decor.",
		WILDBOREHOUSE = "Hopefully they won't invite me in.",
		WIND_CONCH = "A terrifying force of nature contained within a delicate shell.",
		WOODLEGSBOAT = "A seaworthy vessel if ever there was one!",
		WOODLEGSHAT = "Haughty seadog couture.",
		WOODLEGSSAIL = "I adore the design.",
		WOODLEGS_KEY1 = "What unfortunate soul donated their bones for this?",
		WOODLEGS_KEY2 = "It probably unlocks something fancy.",
		WOODLEGS_KEY3 = "What do you open?",
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "It's looking downtrodden.",
		WRECK = "Its crew is probably dead...",
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "It is unmentionable.",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "The darkness! It is too dark!",
	DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "It's about to be swallowed by flames.",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "It never even got to see the world.",
	},
}
